Keyword "Valentine"

freakishly big-brained, in-love aliens with unibrows: niche market!

little Babu from Gabon says "you can't even spare ONE piece of heart shaped chocolate, you selfish capitalist asshole?"

hmm. for...all the single ladies?

"baby, you make my heart feel gluey and frozen...just like Jabba the Hut did to Hans Solo"

uh...THAT candy heart was apparently ecstasy

for the insecure, controlling, and over-caffeinated. sign me up!!

from Hallmark's "Total Co-Dependence" section!!!

i'm glad this artist found time in between painting scenery at MidEvil Times and mapping out his paint ball strategy to give us this gem.

nothing says "VALENTINE'S DAY" like 3D green lips!!

it was that bitch, Becky Feinstein, that finally turned you gay-curious

i hate it when they leave marks.

if the mixed tape you made didn't work...

i'm so sorry Victor, i don't love you any longer. You're half the man you used to be.

i'm sure we all have a couple people we could send this one to.

shows enthusiasm!

more vague, less specific enthusiasm.

hard boiled eggs: the most romantic breakfast item.

because even Al Franken needs love.

'til death do us part?

honey, get the Raid.

definitely appropriate for title credits for indie slasher movie